Can I have sex with you ?

No you certainly can't, but hand relief may be an option.

Where are you based ?

I am close to junction 2 of the M54 in Wolverhampton west midlands.

I am a beginner can I see you ?

Yes of course you can, I will see beginners and seasoned players.

Can I intimately worship you?

This will be totally at my discretion.

How much is a session tribute

This is clearly stated on the session page.

Can I use poppers?

Unfortunately no as I cannot stand the stuff.